The Green Book Of Wonders

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Bowling for Soup Concert

my adventure on going to see this band.

ugh

it was tiring and crazy but worth it.

started out going to a place called kunsan, somewhere in south korea, about 9 hours from where i am. by bus it took forever.

it was insane, ive got a pain on my neck from a beer bong and some chick kiciking me while she was getting tossed around by the mob.

lol

Thursday, April 27, 2006

He was Lookin at my JUNK

So i got called in today to have a supposely "Random" Urinalysis. i say supposely because ive been called in about 5 times for "Random" Urinealysis's. you think they lay off since im turning white, but no!, even with vitiligo, i still got puerto rican spots, so they think of marijiuana everything they see me and my hispanic name.

So im standing there trying to zqueeze out some drops, because i hadent been notified, so i showed up dry. lol and the guy's like "I have to see it come out of your body, its a medical thing" and im like "uh huh" but i wanted to say "you sure youve never worked for UPS? couse your checking out my package!!!" and the guy sees im strugglin to get the bottle half full so he starts turnning the fossit on and off, im like wtf, stop that shit. and then he starts making conversation with me "SO hows the girlfriend or wife?" im like "Not so good, shes jelous at you checking out my package sir." at least thats what i murmured, i said a generic agreeable responce, some bullshit.

well i finnaly managed to fill the bottle half full. next time, im going to drink a whole glass of red gingsin and soju so that my piss glows as i do it.

fuck this.

Websites

Over the years ive made a lot of webpages or websites. insanely enogh they are almost all incomplete exept for my myspace, well actualy, thats incomplete too.

here is the ones i can remember, if anyone finds any other ones floating around let me know, and i know i have a dark starlings one, but cant remember my login pass. lol

www.myspace.com/navyrican

www.xanga.com/thanatos_pr_chronos

www.thanatophobia.bravehost.com

www.geocities.com/thanatos_pr_chronos

www.geocities.com/thanatos_pr_chronos/alex

www.geocities.com/thanatos_pr_chronos/uou

www.geocities.com/thanatos_pr_chronos/Forever

www.geocities.com/thanatos_pr_chronos/Mortis

www.geocities.com/thanatos_chronos

www.geocities.com/thanatos_chronos/Under_Da_Influence

www.geocities.com/thanatos_chronos/InsaneBobPosse

www.tedium.vitae.blogpost.com

this one.

www.darkstarlings.com/thanatos_pr_chronos i think

www.zorpia.com/thanatophobia idk if its up

i have accounts in hundreds of other websites, so if your ever on any peer to peer website, search for thanatos_pr_chronos, i'll problably have an account there.

lol enjoy

The Green Book Of Wonders

When I was in high school i used to keep a scrapbook/diary/notepad, it was a green (Federal Supply) book. hardcover, and this kinda green color.

I still own it, but it is in some obscure location somewhere wherever my parents are living, problably next to my porn magazenes and bacardi silver bottle cap collection. Well since now-a-days its all about the internet, why not take my Green Book Of Wonders online? seems like a good idea and something fun.

In this blog i will post really ramdom shit, from stupid quotes to stupid rhimes, from stupid pictures, to stupid ppl. Anything and everything, so readers be ware, your in for a scare (lol still remember that shit off of R.L Stine's Goosebumps show) DONT LIE YOU KNOW U READ GOOSEBUMPS TOO. it was the shit. (my fav - Monster Blood (all of em) )