He was Lookin at my JUNK

So i got called in today to have a supposely "Random" Urinalysis. i say supposely because ive been called in about 5 times for "Random" Urinealysis's. you think they lay off since im turning white, but no!, even with vitiligo, i still got puerto rican spots, so they think of marijiuana everything they see me and my hispanic name.

So im standing there trying to zqueeze out some drops, because i hadent been notified, so i showed up dry. lol and the guy's like "I have to see it come out of your body, its a medical thing" and im like "uh huh" but i wanted to say "you sure youve never worked for UPS? couse your checking out my package!!!" and the guy sees im strugglin to get the bottle half full so he starts turnning the fossit on and off, im like wtf, stop that shit. and then he starts making conversation with me "SO hows the girlfriend or wife?" im like "Not so good, shes jelous at you checking out my package sir." at least thats what i murmured, i said a generic agreeable responce, some bullshit.

well i finnaly managed to fill the bottle half full. next time, im going to drink a whole glass of red gingsin and soju so that my piss glows as i do it.

fuck this.